For anyone who sells to dentists, roofers, HVAC, med spas or any local business
Using one thing hiding in their Google reviews that their own website barely mentions — and that none of their competitors have noticed.
Sound on. Four minutes. Then read the rest.
You build AI assistants for local businesses and charge them $500 to set it up, then $250 a month to run it.
A piece of software does the building — you paste in their web address and it writes the whole thing in about four minutes. You put it in seven places their customers already are. Then you send them one page every month showing how many customers it caught.
That's the business. $67 gets you the software and everything you need to sell it.
The problem
Not because AI doesn't work. Because of one thing that's easy to miss and fatal if you do.
They're all built from the business's website.
Which sounds sensible. The website says what the business does, so you feed it in and the assistant can answer questions about it.
Except the website is a sales brochure. It's what the owner wants to talk about.
It is not what the customer was worried about at eleven o'clock the night before they called.
So the assistant sits there answering questions nobody is asking. Nobody uses it. There's nothing to report at the end of the month. And on day 34 the owner rings up and asks what he's paying for.
Here's what I mean, across five industries:
Left column: what every competitor in town is advertising.
Right column: what the customer was actually thinking.
Nobody is talking to them about the right column.
The idea this whole thing is built on
The distance between what a local business advertises and what its customers were frightened of before they called.
Close that gap and you've built the only assistant in that town anyone actually uses.
Here's it happening. I pasted a Dallas roofing company into the software — a business I'd never spoken to. It read their site: "reliable roofing for North Texas homes," since 2010, over 1,000 customers. Then it read their Google reviews.
Four out of five were about insurance.
Not shingles. Insurance. Claims denied. Insurers that were "amazingly difficult to deal with." One customer who wrote: "We fought for a year and we won."
On their homepage? It doesn't show up until halfway down the page. Everything above that is about roofing. The thing their customers care about most is a footnote on their website.
So the assistant got built around insurance instead of roofs. Now a homeowner with a denied claim finds something that genuinely helps at eleven at night — and leaves their phone number.
That's an assistant people use. And one people use is one you get paid for every month.
It also handed me the owner's name, because he's named in four separate reviews. That's who the outreach email gets addressed to.
Watch it work
Not a course about building assistants. Actual software that builds them. Here's every screen you'll touch.
That's the whole input. One box.
60 secondsEverything from the website — plus the two rows nobody else has.
Instant| Business name | We Roof Dallas |
| Phone | (972) 600-8259 |
| Hours | Mon–Fri 8:00–5:00 |
| Service area | Dallas, TX |
| Established | 2010 |
| Differentiator | GAF Certified · 1,000+ customers |
| Owner name | Pius — named in 4 reviews |
| Customer concern | insurance — 9 mentions |
Eleven built in. Out comes the finished assistant with the boundaries already written.
3 minutesPlus the exact copy for every placement. This is the part everyone else skips.
20 minutesTheir logo on top. Yours at the bottom. This is what they're actually paying for.
2 minutesHe misses calls — on jobs, driving, after five. Those people ring the next business on the list.
If this catches one job a year he's well ahead. He needs it to work once, and he does that arithmetic himself while you sit there quietly.
Ten clients is $2,500 a month recurring for roughly three and a half hours of work.
I won't pretend getting to ten is quick. It's ten built and ten sent, then another ten. But the first one is the only number that matters when you're deciding whether to spend $67.
Proof
I built ten in one evening and sent them all the next morning, each addressed to the owner by name.
Replace with a real testimonial. The best ones name the niche, the number and the timeframe.
Use one that handles an objection — the sceptic who thought it was another prompt pack.
Use a beginner if you have one. Removes the "this is for established agencies" objection.
What you get
Finds the Review Gap, writes the assistant, generates all seven tracked links, logs every lead, and prints the monthly report with your client's logo on top and yours at the bottom. Runs in your browser — no login, no subscription, nothing that can lock you out.
Roofing, HVAC, plumbing, dental, med spa, legal, auto, real estate, vet, cleaning, gyms. Boundaries already written in, so it never quotes a price or says anything that embarrasses your client.
Where every link goes and the exact copy for each — including the missed-call text that usually out-produces everything else combined. Plus the day-14 check that saves accounts before they cancel.
The outreach email that gets strangers to reply, the follow-ups, the 15-minute call structure, the pricing sheet, and a written answer to every objection you'll hear — including "my nephew does our website."
The five reasons an install underperforms, in the order they actually happen — and what to send when the month is good, when it's bad, and when they ask to cancel.
Minute by minute, from a prospect's name to a sent outreach email in one sitting. Includes the four tests to run before you show anybody, and the ten-build log.
And this is the part I'd buy it for
Two of them are my own hours. That's not a scarcity line — it's why they're capped and why the numbers are odd rather than round.
Any deal that goes quiet. Any objection you can't answer. Any call that went sideways. Email me what happened and I'll send back exactly what to say, same day, for ninety days.
This is the bonus that turns "I got a reply and then froze" into a paying client. Everything else here is a document. This one is me.
Bring the name of one local business you want as a client. An hour later you leave with a finished branded assistant for them, all seven tracking links generated, and your outreach email filled in with your pricing already in it.
Your own private piece of infrastructure that reads any business website automatically. Deployed to your account, not rented from me. Fifteen minutes to set up, costs nothing to run, yours permanently.
Tell me the industry you already sell to. I'll run the console across five real businesses in it and send back the Review Gap for your niche — the exact sentence their customers keep writing that their websites barely mention.
Eleven industries today. Every new one I add lands in your members area free, permanently. No upgrade, no renewal, no "version 2.0" you have to buy again.
Let's do this bit honestly
So has everyone reading this. Half of you have written it. So here's the actual reason instead of a made-up number and a countdown.
I built this a few weeks ago. It works — you've just watched it work. What I don't have yet is a wall of case studies and fifty people saying it changed their business.
That's worth something, and I don't have it. So for four days it's $67.
After that it's $97 and it stays there, because by then I'll have the case studies from the people buying this week — and the product will be worth more with them attached.
What you're buying at $67 is a finished thing with an unfinished reputation. If you'd rather wait for the reputation, wait. It'll cost you $30 more and you'll have every reason to believe me by then. That's a perfectly reasonable choice and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
Twenty finished assistants across twenty industries, already built. Swap the business name and send. Skips the build step entirely on your first twenty prospects.
Send me three local businesses you'd genuinely like as clients. I'll find each one's Review Gap, build the assistant, test it, and send all three back within 48 hours — with the outreach email for each, addressed to the owner by name.
You wake up with three finished demos sitting in front of three real prospects. It's 45 minutes of my time per person, which is why it stops at 25.
Not "contact support." Not a form with six dropdowns. Reply to your receipt with the word refund and it's done, same day.
Build an assistant with it. Send a couple of emails. If after two weeks you think I've oversold this, you should get your money back and I'd rather you had it.
The one thing I won't refund on: "I never opened it." That's not the product failing, and I've said what this needs from you three times on this page already.
Who's writing this
Replace this with 200–300 words:
1. The client you lost — business type, retainer, what they said.
2. What you tried first that didn't work.
3. The moment it changed — first report with a real number, and their reaction.
4. Why it's $67. Use a real photo — a face lifts conversion more than any headline you'll test this year.
Before you buy
Questions
Instantly, into your members area. Download it and keep it. The console is a single file you open in any browser — no login, no expiry.
No. The heaviest lift is copying a generated prompt into a text box and pasting some links. If you can set up a Google Business Profile you're overqualified.
No. One payment, yours permanently. Works offline, and your client data stays on your machine.
Podium has 60,000 local businesses paying $399–599 a month on twelve-month contracts, and their own G2 page claims their AI increases lead conversion by 45%. You're offering the same outcome at half the price, month to month, with a report attached.
A chatbot answers people who already found you. This sits in seven places including their Google profile and their missed calls — and produces a number on the 30th they read in ten seconds.
You regenerate the assistant in thirty seconds and every link, placement and report keeps working. That's why the value sits in the placement and the report rather than the AI.
$500 setup and $250 a month, with a $997 package for businesses running several service lines. Adjust to your market.
Build ten this week, send ten emails, expect two to four replies and one or two calls. Whether that becomes a client depends on you and your market. Anyone promising a timeline is guessing.
Here's the whole thing in four lines.
Every local business has a Review Gap — a distance between what they advertise and what their customers are actually afraid of.
Close it and you've built the only AI assistant in that town anyone uses.
Put it in seven places and send one page a month and they keep paying you $250 for it.
One client is $3,500 in the first year. This is $67.
If it isn't what I've described, reply to your receipt and I'll refund you.
P.S. — Half the agencies in your market are about to start selling AI assistants built off websites. Those get cancelled in month two, and that client becomes permanently harder to sell anything to again. That churn is your opening, and it has a shelf life.
P.P.S. — The Deal Desk is ninety days of my actual replies, and the "I build your first three" add-on stops at 25 people because it's forty-five minutes each and I can count. When it's full I'll say so on this page rather than quietly leaving it up.
P.P.P.S. — Pick one business in whatever niche you already sell to and read their last fifteen Google reviews tonight. Ten minutes. You'll find the Review Gap yourself, and you'll never look at a local business website the same way again. That one's free.